Captain, we've gone to warp.

The people at the Warp Light Therapy blog have got all the answers. As their tagline goes, they're "Improving the Quality of Life Through the Power of Light." What, you may ask, does that mean, exactly? It's actually quite simple. And by simple, I mean overly complicated. You can study the specs here. Needless to say, I guess the technology never exactly reached top speed because the blog stops dead in its tracks on December 19, 2006.